Even simple things like shopping for groceries can be an adventure. By the way, can someone reach the Pinot Noir on the top shelf for me, please?

Even simple things like shopping for groceries can be an adventure. By the way, can someone reach the Pinot Noir on the top shelf for me, please?
Sometimes all you need is a soft blanket and a comfy bed.
I went skateboarding today. My lower center of gravity gives me a newfound sense of confidence. I am reinvigorated. I am the wind.
It’s Taco Tuesday and for some strange reason fish tacos sound extra appealing today.
The All F’otter has answered my prayers. Behold, water from the sky. Truly magical.
The water has been calling to me. At long last, I return to the place I belong, if only for a little while.
Each new day presents new challenges, for example holding a pint glass with tiny little paws.
Get in losers, we’re going swimming.
If anyone needs me, I’m at the Flying Walrus rave right now.
Bartender, I specifically asked for a Vesper Martini with lemon peel. This is clearly a Lemon Drop Martini.