After months of anticipation, the first day of Autumn has arrived, and already the scent of warm pumpkin pie and spiced eggnog drifts deliciously on the breeze. Wait … no, that’s just the Starbucks down the street. Well this is disappointing.

Which one of you moved the TV remote?

I went outside today and frankly, I do not recommend it.

I started washing dishes but somehow it all went very wrong.

Felt cute. Might delete later.