Happy Halloween everyone! By the way, who’s giving out full-size candy bars? Asking for a friend.

I have snacks and a camera. Please bring me all the dogs.

What happened to Autumn? How is it Summer again? This is completely unacceptable.

The air is crisp and cool as thick, ominous clouds darken the night sky. Is there any better time of year than Spooky Season? To be clear, that was a rhetorical question and the answer is obviously no.

I’m a little fuzzy on how all these pumpkins ended up in my yard, although there may have been a late-night incident involving a grocery store and a getaway car. I should probably say no more.