They’ll never find me now.

Ever since I was spotted with Taylor Swift, the paparazzi have been relentless. I must return to the water. They have no power over me there.

The rumors are true. I’ve been seeing world-famous pop star Taylor Swift and we’re very much in love

So I’ve reviewed your application and everything looks like it’s in order, but I have a couple of questions. As a potential team member, how familiar are you with Agile Methodolgy in a fast paced IT business environment and what are your thoughts on Atlantic Salmon versus Sockeye Salmon?

Much better.

Where is my tropical storm? I was promised a tropical storm. I put on my raincoat and everything. This simply will not do.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I love you all.

Even simple things like shopping for groceries can be an adventure. By the way, can someone reach the Pinot Noir on the top shelf for me, please?

Sometimes all you need is a soft blanket and a comfy bed.

I went skateboarding today. My lower center of gravity gives me a newfound sense of confidence. I am reinvigorated. I am the wind.