I went outside today and frankly, I do not recommend it.

I started washing dishes but somehow it all went very wrong.

Felt cute. Might delete later.

They’ll never find me now.

Ever since I was spotted with Taylor Swift, the paparazzi have been relentless. I must return to the water. They have no power over me there.

The rumors are true. I’ve been seeing world-famous pop star Taylor Swift and we’re very much in love

So I’ve reviewed your application and everything looks like it’s in order, but I have a couple of questions. As a potential team member, how familiar are you with Agile Methodolgy in a fast paced IT business environment and what are your thoughts on Atlantic Salmon versus Sockeye Salmon?

Much better.

Where is my tropical storm? I was promised a tropical storm. I put on my raincoat and everything. This simply will not do.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I love you all.