You may have noticed that I put on a little weight during the holiday. First of all, I’m bulking up for the winter. Second, shut up.
Day 107 as a river otter
Today I return to nature, if only for a little while, to collect my thoughts and clear my mind. Today is a good day.
Day 97 as a river otter
Hmm, rainy and cold … Yes, this is acceptable.
Day 85 as a river otter
Happy Halloween everyone! By the way, who’s giving out full-size candy bars? Asking for a friend.
Day 76 as a river otter
I have snacks and a camera. Please bring me all the dogs.
Day 66 as a river otter
What happened to Autumn? How is it Summer again? This is completely unacceptable.
Day 63 as a river otter
The air is crisp and cool as thick, ominous clouds darken the night sky. Is there any better time of year than Spooky Season? To be clear, that was a rhetorical question and the answer is obviously no.
Day 55 as a river otter
I’m a little fuzzy on how all these pumpkins ended up in my yard, although there may have been a late-night incident involving a grocery store and a getaway car. I should probably say no more.
Day 47 as a river otter
After months of anticipation, the first day of Autumn has arrived, and already the scent of warm pumpkin pie and spiced eggnog drifts deliciously on the breeze. Wait … no, that’s just the Starbucks down the street. Well this is disappointing.
Day 41 as a river otter
Which one of you moved the TV remote?